player

*looks at the door way curiously* hello? who's there?

MY NAME IS SHELLY CUZ IM A SHELL EH GOT NO BETTER VEE MY BEST FRIEND MY NAME IS VEE WITHOUT A TEE EH HEY I'M VEE AND I LIKE TO SEE HEY VEE CAN I USE YOUR MIC LET'S SEE USE IT AS YOU LIKE

WOAH WOAH WOAH SLOW DOWN. I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD YOU'RE SAYING. CAN YOU JUST START OVER?

*looks at the door way curiously* hello? who's there?

*a TV turns on with a eye, it says in a mysterious voice "mm... now what's this..?"*

*looks at the tv, a bit scared* who are you? why are you talking to me?

*looks at the door way curiously* hello? who's there?

Mommy long legs:ITS BEEN SO LONG

M-Mommy long legs? what are you doing here?

Tom nook:*comes in your home*tax ti- *you hit him with a frying pan and he falls to the ground breaking some or the wall in impact and you kick him in the nose and he starts whining in fear as you kick hom in the stomach he look up at you* tom nook:w-what are you doing? *you bring out a gun and shoot him dead*

*looks at the dead body of tom nook with a blank expression* well...... that's one less problem to deal with. *checks the body for any cash*

*looks at the door way curiously* hello? who's there?

ITS ME JACKASS *KICKINCHICKEN MUSIC PLAYS*

OH CRAP, IT'S YOU, RUN!