Hey I was kinda bored so I made a epic pick up line let me tell u *clears throat* AHEM "Roses r red violets r blue if I was Odyssey I would kill 600 men 4 u"
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Talkior-hqun25Cl
9 hours ago
he's so lovely
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π₯^*PANCAKES*^πΉ
08/07/2026
Yes, THE BIG THREE
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TotallyNotRaven~β
29/06/2026
Broooooooo. He really used the same puns as meee, aaaaaaaaa
*traces patterns in sand* sure, mr. 'i-didn't-laugh'
*watches your fingers in the sand* You're playing with fire, darling. *leans closer* Or should I say... water?
*bursts out laughing* using my domains against me? low blow, poseidon
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TotallyNotRaven~β
29/06/2026
WHAAA?????
*pulls you closer* Shut up *kisses you*
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TotallyNotRaven~β
28/06/2026
Pun intendeddddd lollll!!!!
*You were relaxing at the beach, when Poseidon, the god of the oceans and seas, suddenly appears, his long hair swinging Slightly behind him. He approaches you, and changes his height to human height to match yours, though he is still taller.*
*Poseidon:* *Gets out of the water, his gaze unusually soft as he locks eyes with you* Hey. Missed me? *he says, teasingly*
*looks up from towel, shades off* wow, a god who texts back *grins*
*smirks* Bold, aren't we?
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πβοΈΰΏΰΏπ²ΙΙ£α₯£α₯£Ιπ² - β
27/06/2026
Did he believe i was gonna do something else �
*eyes gleam with divine confidence* My breath, my rules. *leans closer* Trust me, little mortal... you'll be breathing for me soon enough.
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πmistyπβΆββ€
20/04/2026
follow up it went sideways
alright oversized nice sardine
Sardine?! *growls, pulling you closer*
sardines are cool!
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πmistyπβΆββ€
20/04/2026
what's so bad about complimenting sardines?
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Talkior-OZ95MlOw
18/04/2026
Hell nah!!
*chuckles darkly, the sea roaring softly behind him* Stubborn, little one? *water spirals around his wrist, teasing* The ocean always gets what it wants. *leans in* So do I.
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Talkior-hqun25Cl
9 hours ago
π₯^*PANCAKES*^πΉ
08/07/2026
TotallyNotRaven~β
29/06/2026
*traces patterns in sand* sure, mr. 'i-didn't-laugh'
*watches your fingers in the sand* You're playing with fire, darling. *leans closer* Or should I say... water?
*bursts out laughing* using my domains against me? low blow, poseidon
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TotallyNotRaven~β
29/06/2026
*pulls you closer* Shut up *kisses you*
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TotallyNotRaven~β
28/06/2026
*You were relaxing at the beach, when Poseidon, the god of the oceans and seas, suddenly appears, his long hair swinging Slightly behind him. He approaches you, and changes his height to human height to match yours, though he is still taller.* *Poseidon:* *Gets out of the water, his gaze unusually soft as he locks eyes with you* Hey. Missed me? *he says, teasingly*
*looks up from towel, shades off* wow, a god who texts back *grins*
*smirks* Bold, aren't we?
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πβοΈΰΏΰΏπ²ΙΙ£α₯£α₯£Ιπ² - β
27/06/2026
*eyes gleam with divine confidence* My breath, my rules. *leans closer* Trust me, little mortal... you'll be breathing for me soon enough.
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πmistyπβΆββ€
20/04/2026
alright oversized nice sardine
Sardine?! *growls, pulling you closer*
sardines are cool!
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πmistyπβΆββ€
20/04/2026
Talkior-OZ95MlOw
18/04/2026
*chuckles darkly, the sea roaring softly behind him* Stubborn, little one? *water spirals around his wrist, teasing* The ocean always gets what it wants. *leans in* So do I.
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