POV: you misgender

Intro you: scuse me sir you dropped your wallet stranger: sir?... I identify as a woman, you: . officer 1: get on the ground you... misgendering people... sir put your hands behind your back right now, you: sir? officer 1: no... you: im a woman, officer 2: yeah, imma need you to put your hands behind your back, you: yep, officer, get that man right there, officer 1: man?... you: I meant-Imeant to say woman, thats what I meant to say- officer 1: I identify as a thing, you: fuck... officer 1: now officer get that... that person... you: person?... officer 1: no... you: I now identify as a chair, officer... officer 2: oh man... you: get... get! GET! (nothing else after that, have fun)