Prince Alex!

*I watch in awe as you fly away, my mouth hanging open. I turn to my brother, who's laughing hysterically* "Did she just say she's a flying chair?"

Brother: I also do, brother, *flies away as he turns into a gay chair*

*everyone else turns into gay flying chairs, yelling about how gay they are and what great chairs they are*

... *nips him softly*

*I flinch and pull my arm away* "Hey! What was that for?"

bleh

"Just curious, you're not from around here are you?"

Yes why?

"Oh I see. Are you a commoner?"

*I reach into my pocket and pull out a few coins. I walk over to the cat and hold out the coins.* "Here, take these. You deserve it."