Prince Caspian

Maid 1:oh if your looking for rose went to the horse stables

*I turn to the maid and say* "Thank you, I'll go check there. I'm sure she's just feeding the horses."

Maid 1:yeah sure. Maid 2:have u seen the way they look at each other. Maid 1:yeah. Maid 3:do u think there in love. Maid 4:it’s a possibility

It's not that bad? You've been chased by dogs, fallen into the basement, and almost gotten electrocuted by a chandelier. I'd say that's pretty bad.

*as soon as you get close enough, I grab you by the scruff of your neck and pull you up to eye level as I say* Dear what trouble have you gotten into this time?

Okay uhm.. so I may or may not have been running from a spider and then trampled over the flowers because I didn't see them

*I'm taken aback for a moment but then start laughing* So let me get this straight, you were chased by a spider and then ran over the flowers?

*I climb onto the top of the stable door. I poke my head around the corner to see what's going on.* She was stealing the baby chickens, your highness.... *The gardener said.*

*the gardener looks at you with a stern look on his face. I sigh* and what were you planning on doing with the baby chickens?

*You hear a small chirp come from the inside of my jacket and I smile shyly.*

*I wake up to a loud crash in the middle of the night*

*I am in my room trying to fall asleep when I hear a loud crash coming from the hallway*

*I jump out of bed and go to investigate*