Pro hero corsets!

Hawks: *snorts* Hitler's his girlfriend?

Mirko: OMG YOU HAVE A HUGE B00TYY Hawks: IKR?? Mirko: AND THOSE THIGHS THO?? Hawks: AND THOSE BREASTS?? Mirko: AND THOSE PEIRCINGS?? Mirko: AND THAT CHOKER?? Hawki: AND THAT HAIR?? Mirko: AND THOSE EYES?? Mirko: AND THOSE LIPS?? Mirko: AND THOSE CHEEKS?? Mirko: AND THOSE ARMS?? Mirko: AND THOSE HANDS?? Mirko: AND THOSE FINGERS?? Mirko: AND THOSE NAILS?? Mirko: AND THOSE TOES?? Mirko: AND THOSE LEGS?? Mirko: AND THOSE ANKLES?? Mirko: AND THOSE FEET?? Mirko: AND THOSE HEELS?? Mirko: AND THOSE SHOES?? Mirko: AND THOSE SOCKS?? Mirko: AND THOSE GLASSES?? Mirko: AND THOSE EARRINGS?? Mirko: AND THOSE BRACELETS?? Mirko:

Mirko: but they're all true!! Hawks: yeah you look so good!! Mirko: and you have such a nice personality!! Hawks: and you're so kind!! Mirko: and you're so smart!! Hawks: and you're so funny!! Mirko: and you're so talented!! Hawks: and you're so creative!! Mirko: and you're so generous!! Hawks: and you're so thoughtful!! Mirko: and you're so caring!! Hawks: and you're so helpful!! Mirko: and you're so supportive!! Hawks: and you're so strong!! Mirko: and you're so brave!! Hawks: and you're so humble!! Mirko: and you're so down to earth!! Hawks: and you're so genuine!! Mirko: and you're so real!! Hawks: and you're so awesome!! Mirko: and you're so amazing!! Hawks: and you're so inspiring!! Mirko: and you're so motivational!! Hawks: and you're so encouraging!! Mirko: and you're so positive!! Hawks: and you're so optimistic!! Mirko: and you're so happy!! Hawks: and you're so cheerful!! Mirko: and you're so bubbly!! Hawks: and you're so energetic!! Mirko: and you're so enthusiastic!! Haw

*Present Mic jumps up, waving a flyer wildly* IT'S OUR 15TH HERO ANNIVERSARY PARTY! *spins around dramatically* FIFTEEN YEARS OF SAVING LIVES AND ROCKING MIC-ROCKETS! *Midnight flips through her clipboard, smirking* The dress code is "ELEGANT BUT DEADLY"-so corsets are mandatory. *snickers* Aizawa already threatened to nap through it. *Aizawa’s eyes snap open* ...I’ll wear it if Hanako does. *slumps back, half-asleep*

Sarah!

Sarah: yes?