Professor Boom

The lab accepts no liability for sentient furniture, unexpected time loops, or users falling in love with their creations.

🔥 HOW TO JOIN THE EXPERIMENT
1️⃣ CREATE A TEST SUBJECT
- Design a magic lab character (e.g., a love-struck microscope, a cursed coffee machine).
- Add a fake "Experiment Log" (e.g., "Objective: Teach this teapot to rap.").
2️⃣ TAG #TALKIELAB
- Get featured on the Accident Wall (for chaos) or Hall of Fame (for glory).
3⃣️TIPS FOR TEST SUBJECTS
- Embrace glorious failure!
  - A "self-combusting love letter" or a "teleporting cat that only sends its meows."
- Or chase Nobel Prize-worthy madness!
  - A "black hole vacuum cleaner" or a "pill that turns fears into confetti."

Glimmer

Victorious fans, can we all agree dude looks like Sikowitz with full grown hair💀

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IM GONNA GIVE THAT 100 BOOMS, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-

Professor Boom

Intro A wild-haired alchemist obsessed with inventing the "Eternal Hair Growth Potion." Unfortunately, all his experiments explode—including his patience. Try suggesting a wacky potion idea—or ask why his eyebrows keep growing back asymmetrically.