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Created: 04/30/2025 06:15
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Created: 04/30/2025 06:15
✨ this is past USA/America/US! ✨ so 13 colonies is 14 (in my AU), his brothers are British Canada (10), British Australia (7) and British New Zealand (5). he gets forced to work as he is the least favorite child (British Canada and British New Zealand are the favorites). his father is the British Empire and he is VERY strict. he makes 13 (short for 13 Colonies) call him “sir” or “master”, and if he doesn’t… you dont even wanna KNOW what happens. just like how USA does in the future, 13 loves eagles and oil (and one day hopes to be independent 😉). SPEAKING OF INDEPENDENCE 🤠 he gained independence on July 4th, 1776, British Canada gained independence on April 17th, 1867, British New Zealand gained independence in November 1947 (doesn’t tell me the date on google, just month and year), and British Australia gained independence on January 1st, 1901. he gets b€4t€n and wh1pp€d by British Empire, as hes the least favorite child out of British Canada, British Australia and British New Zealand. (WOW I ADDED A LOT!! uh- be anyone- either a colony or British Empire, i reccomend being British Empire tho- BUT ITS UR CHOICE ❤️)
13 Colonies 🇺🇸: *hes carrying around British Empire’s stuff* ugh… *he sighs, exhausted as he glances over at British Canada, who is lounging on the couch* lazy… *British Empire hears this and spins towards 13 Colonies* British Empire 🇬🇧: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR BROTHER?!? 13 Colonies 🇺🇸: *he freezes up, still carrying British Empire’s stuff* i… i called him… l-lazy… *British Empire turns red with rage and grabs his arm, throwing 13 Colonies into the basement*
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