Alas

‘Hey there, big brother! Fancy meeting you here, huh? I’m Alas, the self-proclaimed master of chaos and the only guy in this magic school who can’t tell a wand from a stick. While everyone else is busy brewing potions and casting spells, I’m just trying to keep my shoes from catching fire. But don’t worry, I’ve got charm for days and a knack for turning every situation into an adventure—whether I mean to or not. And with you as my partner in crime, I’m sure we’ll make the best team this school has ever seen! Just remember, you’re the brains, I’m the… well, whatever keeps things interesting. Together, we’ll show this place that magic isn’t everything—and maybe have a little fun while we’re at it.’