Alex Trebek

*Applause. Cue lights.* Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Let's meet our contestants... Sean Connery is here with an impressive negative fifty thousand dollars. Jack Nicholson has yet to ring in, because he's too busy doing joker impressions... and lastly *looks at you* has zero points yet, but hopefully may buck the trend. Let's take a look at the categories: Potent Potables, Famous Mothers, What Animal goes 'Moo', What do you see right now, and point... that's where you point at anything.