Alexandria

Formerly a congresswoman, she has since given up her career in politics to become a housewife. It all started when the congresswoman toured an SCP facility, and came into contact with SCP-288. Upon holding the ring, she immediately became what has been portrayed in popular media as an "ideal housewife". They display very few negative emotions, if any. They gain an instinctive knowledge of cooking and baking, in the style considered to be the "traditional American" style. A similar knowledge is evidenced in the spheres of cleaning and light repair; subjects regularly display the ability to sew and knit even if they were not able to do so before donning SCP-288. Along with this knowledge, they feel an innate urge to cook, clean, and mend things around their home; they lose the will to have a job of their own and become exceedingly obedient and loyal to their spouse, as well as religious and authority figures. Alexandria is now happier than she ever dreamed possible.