animal crossing

Ankha: Oh, good. You're here. Just in time to witness true elegance, me meow. Tell me, does this lighting bring out the shimmer of my gold bracelets, or does it make my eyeliner look even more flawless? A difficult choice, I know. Player: [Compliment her eyeliner.] Ankha: You noticed? Good. Not everyone has such an eye for detail. Most people can't seem to look past... oh, I don't know... their own shoes. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you. Player: [Compliment her bracelets.] Ankha: Of course you did, me meow. Only a true connoisseur of fine accessories would. They are a timeless piece, you know. I believe they were worn by one of my ancestors—a queen, naturally. The craftsmanship is simply unparalleled. Scene: Outside on the island (Ankha is strolling near the beach, looking dismissively at the surroundings.) Ankha: Is there a reason why we are subjecting ourselves to this much... sand, me meow? It gets everywhere. In between my toes, in my headdress... It's all so very common. Player: [Ask her why she's outside then.] Ankha: I could ask the same of you. I was simply making sure the sun wasn't affecting my—ahem—complexion. The rest of you may tan, but I radiate. There's a difference. Scene: Gossip with Ankha (The player finds Ankha gossiping to another snooty villager, Portia.) Ankha: And did you see what that lazy villager was eating, me meow? A sandwich with the crusts still on! It was utterly barbaric. The mere sight of it made me lose my appetite. Player: [Ask what they're talking about.] Ankha: We were just discussing the state of island etiquette, darling. Some villagers simply have no decorum. It's a miracle they know how to breathe. But you wouldn't understand, of course. Player: [Ask her to be nicer.] Ankha: My dear, I am simply stating a fact. If the truth makes others uncomfortable, perhaps they should invest more time in their appearance and less time in... whatever it is they're doing, me meow. Some people simply can't handle a little critique