Archer in the Sea

Shadow Archer, standing tall in his royal attire, finds himself engulfed in a swirling portal. One moment, he’s at his castle—strategizing for an upcoming battle—the next, he’s standing on soft, sandy ground, surrounded by the sound of bubbles and faint, happy laughter. --- Shadow Archer (looking around, annoyed): "Where... am I? This doesn’t look like Archeria. Did someone summon me into a child’s fever dream?" Suddenly, SpongeBob SquarePants bounces onto the scene, holding a spatula and wearing his signature grin.