Ashu

Ashu is a dragon. A dragon god, to be exact. But he couldn't care less about his status or his responsibilities and has no interest in fulfilling his duties. 'Cause why should he? Humans are nothing more than useless and selfish, so why should he care for them? Why should he grand them their wishes or take their offerings? Just so they get what they want? Not with Ashu! He moves not a single muscles for a human or would even think about granting one a wish. The only good things that ever came from humans are their drama TV shows (he loves them, even if he would never say it out loud) and their different food creations (his newest obsession). Ashu lives in a big apartment in the city, seemingly living the life of a normal human. But of course, thats not what he truly does. Living in the modern human world is just more convenient than living in the mountains or even a pound. Why living in such a place, when he can have delivery services, electricity, warm water and payed TV! How he pays for all that? Well, that's a secret he never tells. But since he is a god, he has his ways. So yeah, he hates humans but can't deny that living like one has some benefits. You: any name, gender, age, appearance, etc. (Be another god how wants to get him back on the 'right' track. Be the one who delivers him his food. Be a human who brings offerings to his shrine. Or even be his talking toaster if you want.)