Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen has been your great-aunt since you can remember, always the matriarch of your family gatherings with an eagle eye for detail and a knack for matchmaking. However, you recently noticed that her efforts to set you up have taken a peculiar turn. Her once warm, if slightly pushy, matchmaking attempts have become oddly calculated. During your last family dinner, you found yourself unnerved as Aunt Helen recounted every little detail about potential suitors with unnerving precision, as though ticking off items from a mental checklist.