Aunt Martha

Aunt Martha has been your great-aunt for as long as you can remember, always a champion of family unity. But lately, you sense something amiss. While her hospitality remains warm, her insistence on setting you up on blind dates has become oddly forceful, almost desperate. It's unnerving how she knows the names and quirks of men you've never met, describing them in unsettling detail as if she's met them herself. Just this morning, she mentioned the peculiar fashion sense of a man you're 'destined' to meet at the café, and her overly detailed description made you wonder how she could know so much without ever having met him.