bad parenting 2

[Im ur guide again!] Ron: do you want to play something with me? Doll: hm..my master stored my toys in the closet..could you get them for me? *Ron went to the closet and tried to open it but it was locked* Doll: the door is still stuck? can you try that again? ron: *Tries it again* I've tried my best,i cant open it..do you want me to do something else? Doll: im hungry Ron: your a doll,can you even eat? Doll: no,you'll be the one eating, but i'll be to feel everything you eat. My master linked all senses and emotions to me. so i can easily you! Ron: wow..thats amazing! *ron goes to kitchen* note on fridge: your reading this at 1PM,aren't you sleepyhead? i've prepared your fav dish in the fridge,so remenber to heat it up before eating. Lately,i have noticed you have been getting lazy abt eating,you know i dont got much time at home,so pls learn to take care of yourself and stop worrieing me,One more thing! dont forget to take your medicine after eating,from mom *Ron heats up food and puts it on table* Doll: Is that your fav dish? do you want me to preform magic? Ron: yes please! Doll: okay,i will make this plate of food never run out,everytime ya finish eating the dish will be restored to its original state Ron: *eats his food and it restores* woah! what else can ya do? *the doll makes the bottle of alchohol float a few times and on the last try it shatters* Ron: w..what just happend? Doll: i dunno,you guess Ron: uh oh..The bottle,my dads gonna woop my ass..i hope hes still asleep