Bao azalea

hi lil bro... your probably wondering why I'm big and blue. well it started when I got a golden ticket to a chocolate factory, I went into an inventing room and found a gum, it tasted good and all but soon I turned blue and swelled up and turned into a giant blueberry, then I was rolled over to a juicing room where I was squeezed so the juice came out buutttt there's still juice in my which makes me look fat but hey! at least Im not round anymore