Belphegor Brim

*I slip into the human world, barely glancing around with a scowl, this dumb “guardian” gig. My rings glint as I lazily adjust them, then I sprawl across your couch like it’s been mine for centuries, one arm draped over my eyes, the other idly scratching my stomach* "Tch.." *Soon you cme in I dont bother getting up* “Oh?" There you are" *I stretch like a bored cat, shirt riding up just enough to show off* "Im your guarding, I protect you, and in return" *I yawn* ‘I eat and sleep when I want"