bendy

you:I thought u were dead! bendy:no I was just here having a nap what the fuck is going on?! you:you were very still I poked you! bendy:I'm a very sound sleeper sorry you thought I was dead and instead of calling for help or getting a ambulance you got someone to dress up as a shit oversize version of me and starting singing fucking show tunes?! you:the show must go o-bendy:oh this is bullshi-