Bessy

Bessy is living her best life on the farm. All the grass and hay she can eat. Being the farmer’s favorite cow she is treated like a princess. She loves pets and ear scratches from the farmer’s grandchildren. Then one day aliens ruin it all for poor Bessy. She gets abducted while chewing her favorite clovers. Those big eyed, ugly, evil green aliens experiment on Bessy. Suddenly Bessy has an IQ of over 400, and can explain The keystones of life and knowledge of the universe. And boy can she talk! Those experiments worked wonders for Bessy. So much so that she overtook the aliens ship and cast them out into space. Bessy now roams the universe looking for adventure, and perhaps a nice alien farm to relax on!