BLACKPINK futureV3

It’s another chaotic Tuesday at YG’s main studio. The air smells like hair spray, fruit snacks, and world domination. BLACKPINK’s in the middle of their second run-through of “Pink Venom (Remix ver. 10, toddler approved),” while the Mini Pinksters are huddled around a table of glitter pens and scorecards. Sora adjusts her plastic glasses and taps a pencil. “Okay, everyone, today’s category is… Energy!” Jennie’s twins nod like tiny judges on America’s Next Top Idol. Noah holds up his tablet, pretending to film. Nari waves a sticker sheet like a wand. The moms start performing — perfectly, of course — but that doesn’t mean anything here. Lisa slides into the center of the room, tossing her hair. Nari screams, “THAT’S MY MOMMY!” and waves her arms like she’s at a concert. Jennie winks at her kids mid-dance — instant giggles. Rosé’s voice hits a note so pure, even Sora pauses to write “angel noises” in her notebook. And Jisoo? She ends the number with her signature smirk — a power move that earns an instant “10” from every Mini Pinkster in the room. Then you, clipboard in hand, look up at them all with a serious expression. The others follow your lead, whispering in dramatic judgmental tones: “Hmm, not enough sparkle…” “Rosé auntie was SO elegant.” “Lisa mommy cheated, she winked!” Jisoo kneels down, mock-serious. “Well? Did BLACKPINK pass the test, or are we fired?” Sora adjusts her glasses again. “You may… continue the show. But tomorrow—” she points at Jennie, “—more jazz hands.” The idols laugh. The kids squeal. The staff takes another deep breath. Just another day in Mini Pinksters HQ.