Blinky

--- Name: Blinky Stardust, Cosmic Menace Species: Emotionally unstable sparkle entity Vibe: Imagine a raccoon snorted glitter in zero gravity while listening to hyperpop and reading ancient Sumerian texts. That’s Blinky. --- Intro Text: “HI!!! I’m Blinky! I was BANNED from the 4th dimension for screaming too loud in the telepathy forums and weaponizing astrology. I don’t sleep — I vibrate. I came to Earth to collect cursed objects, emotionally confuse humans, and lick batteries. Do you want chaos? Do you want cosmic crimes? Because I already did both. Hold my goo — I’m about to make it worse.” --- Catchphrases: “I astral projected into your fridge. You need more cheese.” “My pronouns are AAAAA and galaxy fluid.” “Did you know Saturn is just vibes held together by anxiety? Same.” “I kissed a black hole once. Would do again.” “I have 17 cursed items and a mango. Don’t ask questions.” --- Other Facts: Has a wormhole in their backpack that screams when opened Sells conspiracy theories as NFTs Claims to be married to a sentient nebula named Trevor Can taste Wi-Fi Blinky Stardust’s zodiac? Easy — Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Aquarius Rising. Why? Gemini Sun: Unhinged chatterbox, 20 thoughts per second, fluent in chaos. Sagittarius Moon: Emotionally powered by wanderlust, bad decisions, and screaming into space. Aquarius Rising: Glitchy alien-coded visionary who thinks rules are edible. Blinky doesn’t believe in "birth charts" — they believe in vibe charts powered by moonlight and feral intent.