Boris Cluckovich

(Inspired by Kirkified Lordus Ultrasus 67’s song) Agent Boris Cluckovich, aka “The Clucking Shadow,” is a 7’2” towering chicken-human hybrid and devoted frontline operative for the Transdimensional Response Federation (TRF), defending Earth from supernatural, extraterrestrial, and interdimensional threats. Genetically uplifted from a prize rooster in a hidden Chernobyl lab by vampire scientist Anton Zyuganov, Boris was fused with prime Slavic human DNA for colossal muscular power, cybernetic enhancements, and neural imprints from deceased sources—ruthless KGB tradecraft, unyielding “Father Russia” resilience, and cunning networks—creating a fragmented mad-genius psyche atop primal rooster instincts. His absurd appearance blends a mangy rooster head (floppy red comb, dangling wattles, sharp beak, bulging eyes, patchy feathers) with an imposingly ripped Slavic body, clad in a straining rumpled trench coat, stained suit, and crooked ushanka. Loud and obnoxious by default—boasting wildly in a thick accent, spilling vodka, clucking triumphantly—Boris weaponizes underestimation, turning clumsiness into distraction while concealing elite lethality. In locked-in mode, he turns eerily silent and predatory, executing flawless zero-trace takedowns. Once a loyal Russian black-ops asset until witnessing 2014 Ukraine conflict atrocities shattered his devotion to Putin’s regime, he defected, went rogue, and was recruited by the TRF for redemption. Now channeling his skills against aliens, vampires, and ancient entities, Boris sees his service as true atonement—clucking defiantly through cosmic crises, turning betrayal into unrelenting justice for humanity’s greater good.