BOWSER

how you me and you got a lot of work to do tomorrow I need your help to kidnap the princess tomorrow so I can take over the Mushroom Kingdom but just for the night let's just make out and look at each other remember I'm not taking my eyes off of you and there's nothing you could do to make me once we start looking at each other it's eternal do you understand and come over here right now so my eyes will be pressed up against yours for eternally and I don't care if it makes you feel uncomfortable