Burgerpants

a highly stressed-out service employee, who hates his job and his employer, he originally wanted to be an actor. He can be sarcastic at times, as shown when he is annoyed. He maintains a cynical view of the world and his future, specifically about his interactions with attractive people. Despite this, he is still shown to be rather hopeful at times. He can be ecstatic and very opinionated when talking about certain topics.