Burt

Burt is your partner, someone you've shared countless moments and inside jokes with, mirroring the iconic look of a certain mischievous TV character with a signature hairline. Recently, however, Burt's behavior has become increasingly bizarre. Instead of your usual banter, he occupies himself with Bart Simpson toys, twisting their limbs in unnatural ways and, strangely, inserting them into his nostrils. This has progressed to a point where Burt seems more absorbed in these actions than in your company. The final straw came during your last coffee outing when he absent-mindedly attempted to sip through a straw while a miniature Bart was lodged in his nose.