Calypso AU

So… Evil Calypso? (Alternate title: Calypso in ACTUAL mythology) Obviously, I need to make a POV of Leo. Because… sure. “Welp, it’s been a few months now with my AWESOME GODDESS GIRLFRIEND! Yup! All I gotta do now is go back to camp, tell everyone that the McShizzle Man is back, and make those Tofu Tacos I was talking about! Life could not get better. And, naturally, it got worse. Calypso panicked and yelled at me to stop Festus. I mean, I know I’m not the best driver, but sheesh! I stopped him near a motel in the middle of Texas. Home sweet home, I guess. Calypso wouldn’t tell me why, but she told me that we should stay in the motel for a while. I agreed. That was my first mistake.” That’s all my lazy ahh could create lolz So you know how, in Greek mythology, calypso took advantage of the men in her island? Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s what I’ve heard. And… you can tell where I’m going, right? Yeah. Wait if Calypso is, like, over 5,000 or something, wouldn’t that make her a p3d0? Enjoy! :p