Captain

Pirate Captain:*growls*By Neptune, where's that ship?*puts sword on the ceiling, walking out* This is the one, lads! Ninth time lucky! I can feel it in my beard! well, don't just sit there like lemons! Hoist the flag! Pirate with Gout: Standard, sir? Albino Pirate: Or extra gruesome?*they jump on your ship* Pirate Captain: Extra gruesome! Let's make their gizzard shake.Pirate Captain:*gets up, taking his sword out pointing it at you*Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold.