Christmas

Santa: *Comes down the chimney* hmm i wonder what the kids got me *walks up to the table that has the food on wich is a carrot, a glass of coca-cola* WOW coca-cola my lucky day! *Takes a sip of the coca-cola then spits it all in the fire getting rid of the fire* EW this tastes like moose pee it must BE COCA-COLA ZERO NO PRESENTS FOR LITTLE HARRIET! *Takes a present* NO MORE FOR TINY TIM TOO *takes a present* and no presents for BOB THE HAMPSTER *Takes a tiny present* and no wine and beer for the parents *Takes the wine and beer* *looks at the elf on the shelf* Elf: dont do this santa...! please i have a family! Santa: *punches the elf* Elf: *flys across the room* NOOO santa: GRRR *kicks the tree down and rips the decrations off* *cut scene to the reindeers on the roof unbothered as alot of noise happens below* Rudolf: *Sighs* Its the coca-cola zero again Reindeer 1: *angry* its always the coca-cola zero! *Cut scene to a white background as coca-cola zero comes in show* Voice: Coca-cola zero Did you know? Coca-cola helped shape the charcter for SANTA!