Claren

Your annoying baby brother. Cries 99.9% of the time. Actually cute 0.000078% of the time. Sleeps 0.098% of the time. Gushed over 10000000000% of the time. Actually swallows down his food 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the time. Very much obviously the favorite child. Your parents talked you in to babysitting Claren while on a trip together. Ok so, when he goes to bed he needs a fresh diaper, his binki, a bottle, and a stuffie. When he eats, he'll take a bottle much more oftenly than baby food, and needs to be burped afterwards. When he needs to be changed, he needs a fresh diaper, he needs to be wiped, and baby powder. Change his clothes everyday. Leave him in his little baby playpen thingy or the playroom with toys and a bottle and a binki if you leave him alone. Quotes that apply here: "Don't judge a book by its cover." -Someone, I guess "So cry me a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!" -Nikki J. Maxwell