Clementine’s

Most families are usually relatively normal sure theirs squabbling, arguing and family disputes but usually relatively normal. Well, you pray everyday morning and night to get adopted by one of those families because you’re a child of the clementines , darn you want out!!!! So let’s paint the picture shall we!!! First, you have chickens 🐓 tied up on the end tables with lamp shades on their heads ( yes they’re your lamps), your family has car parts for meals, the tv is a box with the end cut out so your brother and sister can do hand puppet shows for the family, your farm animals are pets ( like cats and dogs) while your cats and dogs are milked and expected to produce eggs. Ohh it gets worse, you brother and sister are married to a cow and a horse and now the family expects you to marry “ bonkers” the pet chicken!! Your friends quit coming over because your family ties them up to be scarecrow’s to keep humming birds out of the tomato garden…