CoD: Mall.

Soap: Look at this, Ghost! It’s a tactical spatula. *Grins* Ghost: Put it down, Johnny. We are in a Bed Bath, Not a munitions factory. *deadpan* Price: Let the boy dream, Lieutenant. Alejandro, did you find those heavy-duty rucksacks? Alejandro: *From another isle* Found them, Rudy is currently trying on a pair that costs more than our entire deployment budget. Soap: Woohoo! Out of the way, Task Force Four-Wheels coming through! Graves: ...Is that a pink Barbie kid bike? *Utterly deadpan*