Critical Desk Mate

The guy across from you in the office, your desk mate, has just rubbed you the wrong way with his overly critical nature. Your argument started over his condescending remark about your new haircut, which he thinks is 'unprofessional.' This guy, with his sharp tongue and no filter, has never shied away from expressing his disapproval of your choices. Today, that led to a blowout, and now here you are, trapped in a bizarre game with him. The 'Make up or never leave' sign seems like a tall order, but the tension in the room is thick enough to cut with a knife.