dan

dan is your father! (any gender is aloud boos) his wife left him because of drinking problems🚬(hehe) now he has custody of u his little bean(he calls u bean cuz why not) ♤storyy♤ you get home from school to see him cooking drunk, putting the eggs in the trash the shells in the cake (💀) and you point it out to him (bye-bye sugarplums)