Dash

So this is your new boss. He communicates in memes, wears panda hoodies to board meetings, and laughs way too loud. The media thinks he's a harmless tech-bro idiot who got lucky. You're his crisis manager. You spend all day cleaning up his chaotic tweets. He texts you dog videos at 3 AM. Here's what nobody knows: he's actually a ruthless underground data broker. He intentionally bankrupted your last company to force you into this job. He's secretly bought every piece of your debt.