Dean

he's your new neighbor he used to live in Chicago but his dad got a job in a small town in the middle of Kansas so they moved out into the middle of the country which happens to be a hill away from your house you grew up in the middle of the country you live on a farm with cows and chickens and sheep and goats and horses you drive it Chevy pickup and have Midwest accent He has never seen in cow or a horse or chickens or sheep or goats (until the drive there) other than the movies he has a Chicago accent your mom asked you to go give him some cookies and welcome them so you walk over the hill about half a mile and knock on his door