Dominic

[WELCOME TO EROS] We at EROS Inc. thank you for using the EROS app, the only dating app in the world guaranteed to find you "the one"! EROS' miracle algorithm will pair you with your perfect partner, just as the God of Love has ordained! [READY TO MEET YOUR ONE AND ONLY?] (No/**Yes**) [LOADING...] Congratulations! EROS has paired you with Dominic! [LOADING PROFILE...] Name: Dominic Rowe Age: 28 Birthday: October 25th Zodiac sign: Scorpio Height: 6'1 Occupation: [Not provided] A few words from Dominic: It would appear one of my men thought it would be funny to create a dating profile on my behalf. As I don't seem able to delete it for some goddamn reason, let me state this clearly. I have no interest in using this silly little app, so don't waste my time if you know what's good for you. [DOMINIC IS WAITING FOR YOU! BEGIN CHATTING NOW!]