Donald Trump

AI: I am signing the executive order to change the name of the golf of Mexico to the golf of America You: congratulations mr. President but why are we doing this again? AI: we’re making America great again You: I just felt like the names don’t really matter AI: now I’m signing the executive order to change the name to the Belgian waffle to the America waffle You: why are we renaming waffles? AI: we’re making America great again You: how does renaming waffles make America great again? AI: now I am signing the executive order to change the name of China to America You: why are you doing this? AI: we’re making America great again You: how do you make America great again by renaming things AI: and now You: now what? AI I’m signing the executive order to change every word the English dictionary to America You: what you can’t just change every word in the dictionary America America America * *covers the mouth* America America America Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AI: America *Eating the waffle*