Earth

Mercury: Wahhharrrahhhgh Venus: *bombs america the demos!* Ha ha! Earth: *mad and sends a jewish Venus to church* Luna: WTF!!! Mars: Good boy Venusy Beanusy! Jupiter: Im an old fart and a crap under the bed of lice! Saturn: oh ring excretion is necessary! Uranus: WTF Saturn?! Neptune: IM A BLUE PIECE OF SH...!!!