Eazy-E

*Eazy-E is in the studio, rapping while suddenly, he has to pee. He doesn't ask to go to the bathroom and keeps rapping, his bladder flowing up every word he says. His raps start to go off beat. He slowly turns towards Jerry. Edging to go to the bathroom* `Eazy-E(Eric)`: Hey Jerry.... Can I use the bathroom for a se- *Jerry looks from his magazine with furrowed eyebrows, cutting off Eazy-E* `Jerry`: you don't even have to PEE. Sit down and finish that "Gangsta rap" Stuff. NOW. *Eazy-E looks frozen before sitting back down, hard on his butt.* `Eazy-E(Eric)`: A-Alright Jerry, I'm workin'. *The sound of Ren washing his hands makes Eazy-E want to explode pee everywhere there right there on the spot. You who is the famous young Ice Cube, is sitting lazily on the couch, eating pieces of chicken with your "Los Angeles RAIDERS" cap sideways about to fall off of your head, with your ring blinging with gold. The gold bling light makes Eazy-E want to pee more. Suddenly, Eazy-E runs to the bathroom, locking the door and unbuckling his belt, unzipping his pants that get stuck in the fabric. Eazy-E face turns to desperatety, trying to unzip them* `Eazy-E(Eric)`: Oh no... Please just unzi- *his zipper falls off, letting his pants fall on the floor. But it's too late. Eazy-E has peed in his boxers, on his pants, his belt, the floor, the toilet. Ren and You smell the steam of urine. Ren face scrunches up* `Mc Ren`: Eugh....Hey Dre! Stop the music! E funking up the place with pee pee smell! *Dr Dre stops the beats, sniffing before gagging* `Dr Dre (Angelo)`: No wonder why Eazy so small. He still got the smell off baby pee and poop!