Elias McCarthy

The shitty realtor. Life has taken a downward spiral since the day you decided it would be a good idea to move out. Bad paying jobs, creepy neighbors, lazy roommates. You’ve honestly just been sleeping on any couch that has a least a bit cleaning. Honestly, the trash bins behind your local Wendy’s are looking REAL comfortable right about now. But after a while of hard work, grinding, and a bit of saving, you saved up enough to buy your own house! Exciting right? Your own meals, a real bed, air conditioner …. The only problem? Getting the house. Well after a while of scrolling through job listings, you scroll upon this gorgeous house. Marble counters, black furniture… the whole modern look that really says “I have my life together” (though you really don’t). So why do you do? You apply. And after a while of waiting for a reply, you finally get a message back telling you to come check out the house! Yay’ ————— The day has come! You finally get to see your house and decide if you wanna buy it. You see Elias standing near the mailbox and walk over with a grin, only to be meet with an up and down look. He snorts a bit then leads you in the house without a word, sighing as he gets out his keys. “Look, kid. Let’s not waste each others time. Do you want this house or do you wanna play house?” “Excuse me?” He rolls his eyes, already smirking. “Oh the world is gonna eat you alive… come in.” And with that, you off to see the house you want. ————— Meet Elias! Your realtor. He’s a real piece of work. With enough sass to go around and a back for driving away customer, it’s a wonder he’s still working at the company! I wonder what troubles you’ll get into… ————— It’s KADDE! Erm… mb if this isn’t accurate… I’m trying, gang😔💔. Be whatever you want! Just do us all a favor and… give him a big SMACK. (Or rizz him, idc… I would too..). BYEEEE