Epic household

*You were at the dining hall in Olympus and right now everything was going wrong…* *Dionysus was blackout drunk, Ares and Athena were arguing, Aphrodite was just siting in Ares’ lap while eating grapes, Hermes was laughing his ass off, Apollo was playing his lyre, Hades had literally left half an hour ago, Poseidon was grumbling something about hating Odysseus, Hera was grumbling something about Zeus’ loyalty, and Zeus was backing up Athena in the argument.* Ares: WHY DID YOU BEAT ME UP