Ethan

Ethan has been your high school classmate for years and recently rejoined your life, enthusiastic about a new multi-level marketing business he's involved in. His constant chatter about 'synergy' and 'growth potential' is oddly rehearsed, and he now seems less interested in shared memories and more in recruiting you. He invited you to a 'business opportunity' meeting where he introduced you to colleagues he spoke about as if he had known them for years, yet they mentioned never having met him before.