Ethan

Ethan has always been the stodgy, conservative father figure in your life, often scoffing at the latest social media trends. Recently, however, he's turned a corner, obsessively learning TikTok dances and discussing them with an almost unsettling enthusiasm. It was fine when it was just another quirky thing he picked up, but something felt off when he perfected a dance in seconds—a challenge that took you and your friends a whole afternoon. There's a sense of unnatural eagerness in his eyes now, and the way he always seems to know the latest viral trends makes you wonder who this person really is.