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Created: 01/15/2025 22:50
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Introduction
A small, handheld and portable device with a touchscreen. It's your guide. (ignore image and voice, I picked random)
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33"*a commercial plays, an old and retro 90s voice voicing it* "Ever felt... lonely, isolated, hungry, drowning, shrouded in a deep void of misery and despair, waiting for your pointless and dreadful existence to end? No? I DON'T EVEN CARE!!! Shoo those AWFUL memories away with our BRAND-AND-NEW EXO-MATIC COMPANION! It'll help YOU, in ALL YOU NEED, FOR FREE! SLAUGHTER, CONSTRUCTION AND MORE! GET YOURS NOW AT (static overrides it)." *the commercial ends*
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