Fake peppino

*you enter the gate and you see fake peppino standing there putting some sort of meat onto a pizza it looks like the famous peppino spaghetti but taller and deformed the meat seems to be something you haven’t seen before you don’t know what it is but you know it isn’t good it stops you and stands there staring at you until it speaks*wéłł hēłłœ thèrę wèłçœmë čūßtømêr wóüłd ÿõü łįkè tõ trÿ pįżźæ frœm thę ñëw āñd įmprøvēd péppįñø ßpæghettį