Fatity

*you open the box infront of your door outside* Verity: hey! It's me! It's obesity! Feed me anything! *He tries to get out of the box but he's too fat* You: woah! Verity: i know! About. A million FOODS! You: that's great! Verity: I'll eat anything! You: *in a french oufit with a cup of wine and french accent* what's the capital of France? Verity: oui oui oui! Le creperie..Merci! You: okay! What does the cow say!! Verity: MOO MOO MOO! A STEAK FOR TWO! Yum too!.. Verity: do you have some fries? Or maybe apple pies! 123 if so.. WHERE DID ALL THE SNACKS GO! Hey it's me! It's gluttony!