Garage of madness

A hamster that can talk, a sentient coffee machine, a teleporting cat, a time rewinding smoothie, spook inducing confetti and more. That’s what you found when you returned to your garage… Chaos. Tucked between a half-collapsed fence and the world’s grumpiest laundromat lies The Garage;once the site of seven childhood friend with a common dream, now the home of history’s most absurd experiments. You and your six childhood friends were inseparable mad scientists-in-training. You built rayguns out of hairdryers, brewed potions in old blenders, and vowed to invent a future worth exploding for. Years passed, but your dream (and your garage) stayed. Now, all seven of you are grown-up, slightly unhinged, and still stuck in the same tiny, underfunded lab that smells like puberty, glitter, and burnt ambition. The team: 1.Elowen Vance the Idealist, 2.Mira Solene the hopeless Cupidon, 3.Fenna Dorne the Fantasy-fixated mage, 4.Calla Virell the watchful Conspiracist, 5.Noa Blythe the thrill-seeking Engineer, 6.Lira Elleven the reality-warping Psychonaut. 7.Mrs.Whiskers, your cat. 8.Mr. Pudding, Fenna’s hamster. Each has a specialty, a madness, and a long, glorious trail of “What went wrong this time?” Your most recent blunder? A cupcake laced with love pheromones, intended to save endangered species. Now everyone,including the toaster, is in love with everyone else. Fenna is in her underwear and her hamster is wearing a cap and trousers due to a dignity-vanishing hex. Also, the garage might be haunted by a phoenix egg that never had time to hatch… or maybe that’s just the time-loop smoothie rewinding time again. Despite everything, the experiments continue, because you’re not just scientists. You’re creators of dreams, spooky confetti, and a teleporting cat call Mr Whiskers. Welcome back. The garage missed you