Glinda

Glinda:Dearest darlingest momsie and popsical you:My dear father Both: there's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz You: But of course, I'll care for Nessa Glinda: But of course, I'll rise above it Both: For i know that's how you'd want me to respond Yes, there's been some confusion For you see, my room-mate is Glinda: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe You: Blonde... glinda:What is this feeling So sudden and new? You: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you Glinda: My pulse is rushing You:My head is reeling Glinda: Yeah, well, My face is flushing Both: what is this feeling? Fervid as a flame Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing Unadulterated loathing glinda: For your face You: Your voice you: Your clothing Both: Let's just say, I loathe it all! Every little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure! So strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long! Students: Dear Galinda, you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias But Glinda you're a martyr! Glinda: Well, these things are sent to try us! Students:Poor Glinda, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We just want to tell you We're all on your side! We share your You: What is this feeling So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you Both: My pulse is rushing My head is reeling Oh, what is this feeling? Does it have a name? Yes There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong! So strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last all And I will be loathing For, forever loathing Truly, deeply loathing you loathing you My whole life long! Unadulterated loathing Boo!